I should have known Sunday would be an interesting day when I went to Shibuya for a bit and saw a bunch of little old Japanese ladies in purple T-shirts that said “I am a Raelian” handing out literature. I didn’t know they had made it to Japan yet — rock on. I wanted to hug them all, then clone them.
Ended up at an “Irish” pub in Shinjuku drinking and writing by myself. Sometimes cool things happen when you’re a foreigner drinking alone in Tokyo … Japanese people just come up and start talking to you, either to practice their English or because you’re a freak and they are curious. I lately had forgotten how fun it can be just to meet random people.
I first was approached by a woman who asked if she could sit and talk to me while she waited for someone. I said “sure.” She’s studying English, just joined a running club and is way into scuba diving. Like most people I meet here, she thinks her English is terrible but I understand everything she says. Her brother, who speaks better English, eventually joins us and we have a great conversation peppered with him making fun of her whenever she forgot English words. They were strangely fascinated with the American age of consent.
After they left a middle-age, Beat-looking Japanese man asked if he could sit at my table. He introduces himself as Asano, mumbling something about travel and Singapore and poetry. Tells me he’s a homeless writer who’s been all over Asia, Europe and America. Warns me not to be fooled by the politeness of Japanese society. Says he just needs to raise some cash to get out of the country as he opens his bag and pulls out some photocopied books he’s selling. One is titled “Poems,” the other “Haiku,” both by Hideo Asano. He wants 2,000 yen for the poetry “book” and 1,000 yen for the little haiku collection. The poems look interesting so I want to get that, but then I look at the haiku book. On the bottom left of the front page is the phrase “lovers sit on dung.” I must have it.
“Can I give you 2,000 yen for both?”
He accepts the deal and we continue shooting the shit. We talk about possible political reasons for the Civil War, which country might be best in terms of visa leniency for him to visit next, why the Department of Homeland Security is a total sham and if Jean Charles de Menezes should have stopped when a bunch of regular-clothes-wearin’ guys with guns yelled at him in London.
The haiku referenced on the cover is a good one, by the way:
Sweet tongues rob hearts Tree of love grows on quarrel Lovers sit on dung
After Asano-san left a girl who took the table of the siblings who had been watching us asked if the man was my friend. I said he was just some nice guy who talked to me. She then confided that she was studying English — and true to Japanese form apologized for her “bad” skills — then told me about how she was taking cooking classes in English, was learning to sing Handel’s “Messiah” and really loved scuba diving. The place closed soon after we started talking, and I headed home with my new poetry collection.
Turns out Asano-san has a Web site, and even some published books. Now I’m jealous. He’s a homeless writer who never wants to stop traveling, which doesn’t seem that far of a stretch from what I might be when I’m 59. I think if given the choice between a fairly sheltered, boring life that offers consistent job security and the chance to have lived in as many places as he has, with all the wild adventures, and be published but still end up living on the streets, I’ll pick his route.
One of my biggest fears is wasting my life — something I often fear I’m doing now by taking the easy, safe path. Of course, it’s fear that leads people down the easy, safe path to mediocrity, something Asano-san hits on the head with my favorite haiku of his:
Fear makes one half-dead Eat well and drink well to fight To die is to live
We are where we need to be at any given moment. I understand the fear of wasting one’s life…I’ve given myself over to retail management instead of theatre, but the real waste is when one gives up the dream and stops working for it all together. You’ve got a lot of good years to go and so much can happen in the course of 365 days. You will be published.
My theory is mt. everest will always be there waiting for you to climb it; if for some reason it isn’t, then you’ve got far more serious concerns.
If you die before you reach the summit, well, you’re dead, so why would you care?
Well, dammit (damned it?), if Fate is kind enough to land us both in the role of homeless but published writer I will gladly spoon with you under a bridge. For warmth only, mind you.
I would read a story about two straight guys spooning under a bridge.
Oh my god. When i was leaving JET in kochi ken someone gave me a book they said they got off a weird poet – it was something like “how to live” or “the beauty of life”. It’s the brownish one on his homepage. unreadable, right? Massive vocab, but the plot lacks something…
can’t believe you met him too.
This is not happening! How small has this world become?
At first, let me tell you this: I just returned from a 2 1/2 week vacation round-trip in Japan, and I am now sitting in my office in Germany. When I was standing in Tokyo, Shibuya, at a big intersection at noon (must have been 27th of July or so), an older but nice looking guy approached me and asked if I’m german. It turned out he is a big fan of Nietzsche, he even had a book (Also sprach Zarathustra) in his bag, together with a couple of copied and binded poems. He told me his story, how he travelled the world, looking for inspiration, writing poems and stories. We went to a place where we could use the internet for free, and he showed me his homepage and his publications at amazon.com. But the best part of our conversation was when we where back at the intersection, ready to leave each other again. He told me about his view of the real mentality of Japanese people, like “they are all wearing masks…sometimes I just want to rip off the masks!”. I, in my role as a very satisfied and happy tourist, replied: “But they are so helpful and polite!” HE: “Because you are Mickey Mouse!” This funny and oh so true explanation opened my eyes. Maybe he was right. I, wearing my white skin blond hair blue eyes mickey mouse costume, could be pretty sure that people in this country will approach me with couriosity, helpfulness and friendship. But he, as a homeless guy who has seen the world and earns a few bucks sellings poems in the street, seemed to be lost in the masses.
He had a proud look in his eyes when he explained his way of life and “their” life: “You know, I am a lion! I walk my own ways. I have to fight every day. It is a hard life, but i am free. Those people, they are just sheep. They sleep on a bed of roses every night. They have a shephard, but in hard times the shephard will run away. They are all sheep.”
Watching the busy crowds crossing the intersection, all wearing black suits, the feeling that he is right started to grow in my mind. Our lifes are predictable, safe and almost boring. This man gave me a new point of view, and I am happy I met him. Of course I cannot leave the path I have chosen, and I don’t want to, but still I felt so much respect for him, and I know that he is one of a few guys i met in my life who can honestly say that he is free.
When I was asking him for directions to the next Metro-station, he just said: “FOLLOW THE SHEEP.”
It was Hideo Asano. I actually bought the Haiku collection as well.
Hah I just got back from Japan and found the book of Haiku I bought off him
We did chat for about 15 mins… He was the one of the only people in Japan to approach me to talk!
I asked him why he doesn’t work and he told me that he was an artist and he should be able to live from doing that.
He also told me that Japanese people would look at me as “Mickey Mouse”
I hope his luck changes and he can get a place to live soon!
That’s definitely Hideo. He kept going off about Japanese people and I, too, said they seemed very polite and nice to me (to which he had pretty much the same reply).
He’s way more bitter than I, but I do like his independent spirit and love the fact that he’s met enough people (he’s really nice — if you’re not Japanese, I guess) that there’s three of us who all know the same homeless Tokyo resident.
I don’t think he’s looking for a home here … he was trying to figure out where the best place for him to go was visa-wise. He was thinking either back to Germany or try Canada for a while. I told him he doesn’t want to go to the States right now. Hope he makes his trip!
Thats funny, I met Asano-san in Shibuya as well while I was waiting for a friend. After I bought the Dung Haiku book, he began angrily ranting and raving about Japanese people, homelessness & a stolen laptop.
I’m just glad I got outta there alive.
I met the very same Asano last night and had a long and heated discussion and argument. We covered the gamut from how shit Japan is (see above comments) to Dostoevski and the true meaning of Crime and Punishment. We had a good argument about Haiku as well (he thinks there are hidden meanings and I don’t!) He was one of the most interesting people I have met in a long time, and as an experienced gaijin ranter and raver it was interesting to find myself on the other side of the fence, defending Japanese people. To be honest, a lot of what he said made a lot of sense, although he is a bit more pessimistic about the future than I am.
Anyroad, he told me about the stolen laptop and the evil woman and his plans to raise money to get to Singapore and then raise more money to get a laptop and get to Paris.
If he really is unhappy and wants to leave it would be a shame if he couldn’t – we should organise a “hideo Asano night’ at a pub or something, reading his haiku and stuff, and use the proceeds to get him is ticket out of here!
Perhaps this page is where you land once you google “Hideo Asano” because I too met him randomly in Shibuya. Actually I was dressed as a priest for a Halloween party (a little too convincingly, it seems) and he came up to me, said he was looking to speak to a priest and told me the stories about the laptop etc. I bought the haiku book too, of course, and having read it I want to catch up with Mr. Asano again for a chat. Shouldn’t be too hard to find him.
WOW.. Last night I met the same guy in Shibuya.. I have been living in Tokyo since April and I was having a beer and a sandwich in front of the station..we started talking about japanese people.. poetry.. etc.. i even made a blog about him at http://www.curevents.com its in the Lounge.. so you have to be a member to see it but its free… anyway.. its titled Hideo Asano: Homeless Poet.. Wow I cant believe we have all met him.. for real we should have a Hideo Asano night the guy is f***ing brilliant. His book looks awesome. I bought the Haiku book..
Geez, this guy gets around! I had the same conversation, bought the same book, did the same google.
i love tokyo,its incredible,shinjuku,shibuya,ginza,etc,its such an adventure!!!!!!!! ihave been there for 2 weeks,and want to return soon .with asano or not being in tokyo its so inspiring!!!!
Well, you can lug me into the I-met-Asano-Club. My encounter happened at Ueno parc on January 17th. I had noticed him talking to caucasian woman a few minutes before he approached me.He told me i was Mickey Mouse to the Japanese, said many clever and nasty things about Japanese society and Japanese people. In return, I accused him of racism but that didn’t turn him off one bit. He talked to me for about an hour; mostly about how he wants to change his name back to his Korean one. But he was also considering changing it into something completely new, with a grand ring to it like “Homer” or “Ceaser”. He said he was Christian but that he was also the King of kings. Where that leaves Jesus, I don’t know. He read aloud some of his latest drafts and told me about how he was tricked by a woman who stole his laptop,passport and the money he had saved to buy a ticket to Paris. He praised some gaijin, ranking African Americans as being the most generous, and slotted the white American guys in Tokyo as being the cheapest and stingiest. “One time at Shibuya, I asked one white guy to help me out,” Asano was saying, holding out his hand theatrically. “and he gave me what—10 yen!” This story was followed by a rant on how sleazy American white guys are for going to Shibuya just to try and pick up Japanese girls, and how stupid they are for not seeing how ‘easy’ Japanese girls are. “Pretty smile, pretty shoes, and the man walks away with a knife in his back!”[In case Asano-san is reading:sorry for the inaccuracies;i’m papraphrasing all that you said to me,ofcourse.]Asano’s ideal woman is one who fights back, kicks her man back. He compared a good woman to a good pair of shoes. He seems really preoccupied with shoes. Thinks the biggest proof of Japanese people being stupid is their bad choices in footwear.
Eventually, he tried to sell me his poetry. I confessed i didn’t have enough money to buy it, so he confessed that he would take any amount i could spare so he could at least get some dinner. I gave him 600 yen and he very generously handed me his Haiku book “Lovers sit on dung”. I didn’t realize
i had been speaking to a true poet until i was on the train and had the chance to read his haiku.
By the way, to make this into a real Hall of Mirrors experience for you all, he’s probably reading this website right now. He showed me a printout of all the web-logs he’s found where people have written about having met him. So now he’s bordering on omnicient, i guess. So all of you Mickey Mouses living in Tokyo right now, if you get approached by a fiery middle-aged-looking man in very sturdy hiking boots,don’t think twice. Buy his books!!!Help him get to Paris! I think a fund-raising event is a great idea. If anyone is serious about it i’ll take part; I play music too and would love to be of true help to someone for once in my life.[I’m in Tokyo til the end of March ’06.] Peace.
hey Asano-san….if you get to read this….keep fighting, you crazy bastard. It sometimes takes the beauty of true irritation to wake up, and you , Sir, are truly a living monument to the Art of Seditious irritation. Love the poetry. Shine on.
Haha … Hideo Asano, his view is, well, ‘correct’ … but aren’t we all just looking at the same thing – but from a different angle? I could walk over to where he was standing and look at the Japanese people, but I would like to look at the Japanese way of life from where Im standing right now.
I do respect who he is though… he must have had some wicked experiences to have such a strong opinion/perspective, and to have such a strong view; and then not be influenced by other people… – which is why I think he is free; and which is why I respect him.
This is indeed the page you land on when you google “Hideo Asano.” I met him this summer crossing the street in Shinjuku. I now live in Tokyo but am from Montreal. He asked me if I was Canadian and then if I was from Montreal. I was startled but talked to him for about 20 minutes and bought his haiku book. He didn’t call me Mickey Mouse however. I am looking for him now as I have misplaced my book of Haiku and I would like to feature him as a poet in a new dvd mag I am helping to organize. How can I get in touch with this Mr. Hideo Asano?
Hi people… Hideo Asano is a nice but troubled soul who needs all the help he can get… I have met him on many occasions and purchased lovers sit on dung numerous times… to help him financially… i met him last night again in Shibuya and i was with some of my japanese friends and he verbally attacked me for bowing to my friends as a greeting.. He claims to be a christian but he is too bitter, he cannot forgive the japanese people! i dont know what they have done to him but whatever it is it is forgivable, Shannon if you want to find him he is always in Shibuya, Hatchiko statue on Fridays and Saturdays at 7 PM… i just hope he can find Jesus and place him in his heart and only then will he be truly free! he might think he is free now but he is not, he is tormented and consumed by his hate and contempt for other people, and he claims to love Belgium people and europeans and in my view they are far worse than the Japanese… I dont agree with the way Japanese people turn there back on the homeless and call them ‘Yellow Men’ But hey thats just the way it is..
man, this guy gets around! I also had the same conversation, bought the same book, googled the same name… and i get all you guys.
Lets organise something for him. Who is up for it?
Now I feel like I’ve met Asano, but I haven’t.
I DID meet Raelians, though, almost 20 years ago in Gifu-ken, when I was a Mormon missionary. A couple of guys flagged us down on our bikes to tell us all about the Elohim.
They must’ve figured that since Mormon theology had a take on Old Testament Elohim, that’d put us one step closer to accepting free-sex aliens into our lives. Clearly, they missed some of the fine print.
Met him this january. We talked about japanese people, about his travels, nietzsche, writing… the only person that came to talk to me during my stay in Japan. Bought his book of poetry, but not the haiku book, which I now regret.
And definitely the most inspiring and interesting person I have Ever had the priviledge to meet.
So if you read this, keep going.
Okay – this is a pretty interesting “I met Hideo Asano blog” so I’ll add to it. I met him also at Ueno Park – on December 17, 2005. I know the date because he signed and dated the back of the copy of Lovers Sit On Dung that I bought from him. Yes he was a raver – no doubt… also he played to be about as discriminatory against the Japanese as I have ever met in any person. I found him interesting – no doubt – but I think it was just his way of scamming people out of a few yen. I paid him 600 yen also for his book, he gave me the same spiel about ‘Was I German?’, then was I American, and when he found out I was Australian he warmed up (I thought he was going to ask to come visit) to tell me that he felt that Australian’s were the friendliest people on earth.
By then it was impossible to leave before buying his book.
Whilst it may be painful for him to read (if he does) I think most of his Haiku neither starts nor finishes in leaving any form of lasting image – except for the obvious title verse …”Sweet tongues rob hearts, Tree of love grows on quarrel, Lovers sit on dung’. Oh and personally – I think we should be careful not to confuse our sympathy with his business – cause if he ever leaves Japan he will have to learn to hate a whole other race and learn to say “Woman stole my laptop” in another language. Either than or he will lose the freedom he has of not having to work 9 – 5 by surviving easily of the street (I would say quite well given that he told me that he sells up to 40 books a day plus handouts).
Hideo got to Paris. and i’m so happy he did. he came and we had the most enlightening conversation, at this time he was going by the name of zachariah kimmerson. we persuaded him to stay true to his roots and to be named hideo asano. he gave us a passport sized photograph, 2 haiku books and told us we were crazy and we’d changed him. all i wish was that i didnt catch my coach, and i could’ve joined his worldwide adventures, because i think it’s beautiful, and he is one of those people who walk in and right out of your life, but you’ll never forget him. he’s switched on and a half. he’s crazy and i love it. it’s fate i met him. 🙂
Hidea Asano is in CANADA now! I just met his yesterday outside University of Toronto!
Here goes the story:
I was walking down to the library, when I heard someone say “Salam Alaikum” to me. I turn around and find an old asian guy. I said “Waalekum-Salam”. To this he replied, “Are you from Pakistan?”. I indeed was and I confirmed it, to which he asked, “From Karachi?”. He was dead right, and that kinda annoyed me that how this guy just guessed everything right. So being annoyed I said, “No! I am from Lahore!”
He started discussing the history of Lahore and ancient ruling dynasties of lahore and discussed Pakistani politics with me. I found out that he had been to Pakistan and Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. He said he hated Toronto as no one would buy his books here and planned to go to Singapore. He had a contempt for the United States since he was detained there for 8 hours for questioning and critisized the US policies for a long time.
I dint have much cash on me, but I bought his poetry’s book for 10$.
I think I will always remember this guy, and I hope to meet this Japanese lion again!
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