Better than taking drugs, but similar

kiiiii

What’s a great way to feel better after one of those days on the job that make you want to drink yourself into a five-month coma?

Download some high-ass Japanese music and explore the band’s Web site. Let me introduce you to Kiiiii! (When we met each other for the first time, we were 12 years old. Since then,we have been special friends like DJ & KIMMY in “FULL HOUSE”!) I especially recommend the remix of Little Joeys. I want to see one of these shows. I think I like the band name even more than macdonald duck eclair. (Thanks to neomarxisme for directing me to these bands.)

Update: And you feel only better when, as you’re coming out of the subway station on your way to tour a gym, you see a conservative-looking, middle-aged, graying Japanese man in nice slacks, nice shoes and a nice sportcoat … under which is a black Agnostic Front hoodie. Then you get to the gym, take a tour, and as you walk out start reading the English-language class schedule they handed you, only to see that on Mondays at 8:30 p.m. they offer “Nakid Warm-Up Dance.” Yes!