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	<title>Comments on: You want fries with that?</title>
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	<description>Searching for one brief hour of Madness &#38; Joy</description>
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		<title>By: Gym Nasium</title>
		<link>http://www.winkie.org/2004/05/29/you-want-fries-with-that/#comment-427</link>
		<dc:creator>Gym Nasium</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2004 12:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So your hometown paper has headlines like:

&quot;City: Gravel-road residents must pay for work&quot;

I knew finding a decent job was hard in Joplin, but to PAY for the opportunity is a bit steep, no?
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So your hometown paper has headlines like:</p>
<p>&#8220;City: Gravel-road residents must pay for work&#8221;</p>
<p>I knew finding a decent job was hard in Joplin, but to PAY for the opportunity is a bit steep, no?</p>
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		<title>By: Robert, "Bob" before I became an asshole...</title>
		<link>http://www.winkie.org/2004/05/29/you-want-fries-with-that/#comment-426</link>
		<dc:creator>Robert, "Bob" before I became an asshole...</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2004 10:07:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought the reader responses at the end of the article were just as humorous.  For example:

Roger Daltrey writes: 
&quot;Somebody is awesome here. I don&#039;t know if it&#039;s some guy on a phone, or some kids working at Sonic, or just a liar who wrote this article. But this story justifies the claim that there exists at least one person besides me in this world who is awesome.&quot; 

Anonymous writes: 
&quot;So.... I need someone to give me a call at the office on Tuesday.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought the reader responses at the end of the article were just as humorous.  For example:</p>
<p>Roger Daltrey writes:<br />
&#8220;Somebody is awesome here. I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s some guy on a phone, or some kids working at Sonic, or just a liar who wrote this article. But this story justifies the claim that there exists at least one person besides me in this world who is awesome.&#8221; </p>
<p>Anonymous writes:<br />
&#8220;So&#8230;. I need someone to give me a call at the office on Tuesday.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: sid</title>
		<link>http://www.winkie.org/2004/05/29/you-want-fries-with-that/#comment-425</link>
		<dc:creator>sid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2004 06:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nothing about Joplin is &lt;i&gt;supposed&lt;/i&gt; to turn anyone on. But I kinda see your point. Oh, the millions I would have paid to be &quot;searched&quot; by the head hostess when I was a 16-year-old host at Red Lobster.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nothing about Joplin is <i>supposed</i> to turn anyone on. But I kinda see your point. Oh, the millions I would have paid to be &#8220;searched&#8221; by the head hostess when I was a 16-year-old host at Red Lobster.</p>
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		<title>By: Tonya</title>
		<link>http://www.winkie.org/2004/05/29/you-want-fries-with-that/#comment-424</link>
		<dc:creator>Tonya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2004 16:18:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m quite sure that Joplin, MO story wasn&#039;t &lt;i&gt;supposed&lt;/i&gt; to turn me on. Nonetheless...

;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m quite sure that Joplin, MO story wasn&#8217;t <i>supposed</i> to turn me on. Nonetheless&#8230;<br />
 <img src='http://www.winkie.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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