Dear National Aquarium in Baltimore: Is there any way we can have two entrances to your beautiful building? One for regular visitors, and a special “annoying-ass, loud-field-trip-of-kids entrance”? Thanks. Also, can we have a separate tour for stupid people? Seriously, I shouldn’t be embarrassed to be a human while looking at wildlife. Here are two things overheard at the aquarium, spoken by parents:
"I wish they would make this water stop moving so we can see better!" "Ugh — it smells like the ocean in here." (near the ray tank)
Dear pilots and weathermen who deal with West Virginia: Is it physically possible to land a plane at Yeager Airport (in Charleston) in a non-nauseating manner? I’ve never seen it happen. It’s already hard enough flying in on a tiny-ass plane to an airport that was built on a damn mountain. There’s not much room for error at this very special airport — you must stop by a certain point when landing and you must lift off by a certain point when leaving. Is it too much to ask that the air be computer-controlled so we don’t all want to barf? Just checking.
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Bill | 24-Feb-04 at 9:27 am | Permalink
I wonder whether the National Aquarium in Washington still exists, in the basement of the Commerce Department building. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, but it was pretty much like the seafood department at Safeway.
Mala | 03-Mar-04 at 8:32 am | Permalink
How sad that those people managed to procreate…. “It smells like the ocean in here”?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!! Sad!
I love flying in those small puddle jumpers. I landed at a teeny airport on a mountain in Montana…. well, not me personally, I was on the plane that landed on a mountain… never mind.
What were you doing in West Virginia anyway?