Chinpokosid

Sid-san

As I slowly wade through the stress of preparing for the trip to Tokyo and worrying about how I’ll perform in my new, temporary duties, I realize I must transform myself in order to bring honor to my family and fully embrace Japan. I can’t merely think a little different or act a little different … I must become the culture. Therefore I have decided to morph into pure anime, and will retain this form for a few months, along with a suite of ninja-like super powers that can deal merciless blows to any attack from marauding monsters or nonbelievers.

I was able to make this fairly accurate depiction of myself (the anime eyes are a stretch but de vogel says the smirk appears on every driver’s license photo) with this groovy site. I don’t understand Spanish, but it’s pretty easy to figure out what to do. Thanks to rttgirl for pointing it out.

Now I am ready for the challenges that await me and my people.

Your weapons are useless.