If you can make sure you get to pee next, the terrorists have already won.
If karma is as powerful as I think it is, Chinese officials will soon discover that SARS is actually spread by cruelly slaughtering innocent animals.
Dennis Kucinich is cool, but the dude is way high.
I really should have paid more attention in math class.
I want a Mars watch.
I don’t know if major media really are cozying up to the Bush administration or are just amazingly lazy and apathetic, but there really is no valid reason for why this wasn’t all over the news last month.
Still nailin’ Paul Simon after all these years …