Two things heard the day before Thanksgiving at the home of my grandparents:
Grandma: Hey, Sid, your oysters are ready!
Me: Thanks!
Granddad: Those will put lead in your pencil. But you didn’t bring anybody to write to.
Later that night, at dinner …
Mom: One of my favorite pictures is that one of you and your grandfather on the beach.
Me: Yeah, can you believe that was taken 11 years ago?
Grandma: Didn’t one of you have your dick out in the picture?
I just shouted the second quote through the wall to the living room so my roommate could hear it. At first I thought I heard a pipe burst, but all the choking and coughing I hear now tells me that roommate was probably mid-drink. Score!
well…didn’t you?
while hysterical, that last line makes me a little sad.
i mean, shouldn’t she be able to tell whose was whose?
sad.
very very sad.
your mama knows best! I love that pic of you on the beach!!! Almost as much as the pouting blog photo! Leftover Tofurkey Luvins! Mer
dammit if i was wearing underwear i would have to change them.
that was funny.
your family rules.
Sounds like you had a great Thanksgiving!