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It’s a sunny-ass day in D.C. - the weather is fair, the atmosphere is balanced, and the list of people celebrating their fair and balanced lives through the Internet is growing rapidly.

Power is returning to New York and the rest of the blackout area, and Bush already is subtly laying the groundwork for more deregulation to help out Dick Cheney’s friends. Just kidding - I’m sure the deregulation and the power grid-updating contracts will be handled in a fair and balanced manner.

I hope the power comes back soon, because it’s hot in NYC. It’s even hotter here (thank God we have power). But it’s unfairly hot in France, where they don’t do AC. Seeing as how many Americans and the Bush administration are unbalanced in how they feel about France since the country stood up to our government, I’m starting to pay attention to the people who say the U.S. government controls the weather.

I’m not saying it’s true, I just wouldn’t put it past this administration. Don’t forget what they let their friends do to California. All is fair and balanced in politics and war.