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I know everyone is in a huff (some excited, some pissed) about the latest candidate for California governor. I’m just hoping that during a debate he grabs one of his opponents by the ankle, holds him over the edge of the stage and calmly says “Dis is my weak arm.”
Arnold’s got the starpower, the muscle and the accent, but he doesn’t have the brilliant ideas of some of his opponents. And, well, politically he’s a fascist.

No, our favorite state of sin deserves something better. It deserves a certain little something that we all have deep down inside and want to shine. It deserves another Arnold from Hollywood - a mighty voice once known to millions as Arnold Jackson. I think you know who I mean.